Top definition. Something that is usually said in response, to when a person is being outright rude. Or when a person is trying to provoke you with gossip. I heard you were a witch. Well whoever said that let them know they can, "kiss my ass".
Things to keep in mind if you're going to kiss ass
"Big Wet Butts" French Kiss My Asshole (TV Episode ) - IMDb
Once I was having sex with my gf and I told her that I wanted to lick her asshole and she was a bit shy She allowed me but before that I washed it then I licked it, she was on cloud Is it harmful as we both enjoy that moment? It's like someone telling you how much they adore the German countryside but they would never, ever, set foot in Austria. However, if not practiced safely, anal-oral sex can also pose a potential health risks to you and your partner.
Top definition. Similar to kiss my ass , only deeper. Typically used in an escalating argument when a death blow is needed. Generally modified or enforced with fuck face , see example below. Two people arguing: person 1: Why are you such an douche-bag?