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There's this myth that you, as the baby's mom, will know exactly what to do with said baby because you, obviously, are the mom. What no one tells you is that every baby comes fresh out of the womb pre-made with his own personality and opinions, which he'll then use to make you doubt every single thing you thought you knew — not just about motherhood but your entire life. It's cool though because you learn fast on the job and you have an an adorable if sleep-deprived teacher. You've got lots of other moms in the same boat paddling with you.

Three- and 4-year-olds are often fascinated with and more than happy to reveal their private parts. Here's why. On a recent evening, my cousin's 4-year-old son ran into the closet after his bath. Suddenly, he threw open the door and proudly exclaimed to his mother and twin sister, "Look at my penis! Many 3- and 4-year-olds are oblivious to the notion that their private parts should be, well, private. Preschoolers often develop a fascination with their genitals and -- as with everything else they're learning about -- are eager to share their discoveries with others. Although you may not be sure how to react when your son repeatedly sticks his hands in his pants or your daughter plays doctor with a friend, keep in mind that such curiosity is perfectly normal for kids this age.

I remember it like it was yesterday. My family was sitting in a church pew while the entire congregation had their heads bowed in prayer. In the celestial silence I heard my 2-year-old son scream. So did everyone else sitting within earshot of our family.

I remember it like it was yesterday. My family was sitting in a church pew while the entire congregation had their heads bowed in prayer. In the celestial silence I heard my 2-year-old son scream.