World sexual record

That got your attention, right? Like a starving bum drawn to the scent of bread when someone opens the door to a Subway, sex gets us to focus like nothing else. Well, except maybe bizarre sex. So, if you think.

Ania Lewiska recently embarked on the noble quest to break the world record for the largest number of sexual partners in history. The fact that no such record even exists for her to break doesn't appear to bother the year-old from Poland, who is aiming optimistically—and potentially absurdly—high, setting her desired target at , men. The ex-graphic designer has allotted 20 minutes to each man and is willing to double that time if the lucky guy isn't satisfied by the end of his allocated period. Which is considerate of her. If Ania manages to fulfill her dream without eating, sleeping, or wasting precious time on some form of genital reconstruction procedure, she'll be at it for an amazing 33, hours—or roughly three years and eight months.

Do you ever finish a love-making session, turn to your partner and say, "Wow, that was pretty epic. How long did we go for? However, unfortunately for you, there are already sex world records that put that one time you had sex for 37 minutes before you got too tired to finish to shame. While I literally feared for my job after Googling "Woody Allen masturbation" in order to recall the exact wording, you can feel free to laugh.

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